NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS


Mr G H Druce         .     .     .     .     ‘Not to be so easily lead. Not to give way to vaulting ambition.’
Miss Pankhurst      .     .     .     .     ‘To keep on the move.’
Mr Asquith       .     .     .     .     .     ‘To Emigrate.’
Mr Birrell         .     .     .     .     .     ‘To Emigrate.’
Mr L Harcourt      .     .     .     .     ‘To Emigrate.’
Lieutenant Woods      .     .     .     ‘To write a military novel.’
Mr Harold Begbie       .     .     .     ‘To learn to love Mr Hall Caine.’
Mr Hall Caine       .     .     .     .     ‘To cure himself of a tendency to dislike Mr Harold Begbie.’
Spring Onions        .     .     .     .     ‘To be in the fashion, and become a Druce claimant.’
President Roosevelt        .     .     ‘To do something about the Trusts.’
Mr Arthur Collins    .     .     .     ‘To send Messrs Smith & Carpenter seats for the Drury Lane Pantomime, with his love.’
Messrs Smith & Carpenter   . ‘To send Mr Arthur Collins seats for the Lyceum Pantomime, with their love.’
Mr Seymour Hicks     .     .     .     ‘To take plenty of exercise.’
Miss Zena Dare    .     .     .     . ‘To write her autobiography.’
Master Max Darewski    .     .     ‘To buy a larger hat.’
Mr Alfred Austin     .     .     .     ‘To take to Limericks.’
Mr W T Stead      .     .     .     . ‘To join the Navy League.’
Mr Paul Taylor        .     .     .     ‘To ask in Court, “What is this Brown Dog you speak about?”’
Mlle Genée    .     .     .     .     . ‘To come back to England as soon as possible.’
Sir John Hare      .     .     .     . ‘To keep on growing younger.’
Mr Algernon Ashton         .     ‘To retire.’
Mr Bernard Shaw    .     .     . ‘To be retiring.’