The Strand, December 1919


OSIE was going to buy a new spring frock for George’s birthday. Looking at that sentence again, I see that it is open to misconstruction. The frock was for herself, but it was to be bought in honour of George’s birthday and flashed upon his admiring gaze for the first time on that occasion. Altogether, taking it all round, George Mellon’s twenty-fifth birthday promised to be one of the biggest things in history. In the afternoon he was going to strike his employer for a rise of salary; in the evening he and Rosie would dine at the McAstor instead of at the red-ink place they usually frequented; and at night they would take in a show, with possibly a bite of supper afterwards at a cabaret place. A formidable programme, and one that made it imperative that Rosie’s frock should not be out of the picture. She had been saving all the winter to buy a really irreproachable frock, and the money was in the bank, straining at the leash. All that remained was to make a good selection.

You probably know Rosie by sight. She sits in a sort of kiosk in front of one of those motion-picture palaces which have sprung up in recent years like a rash on the face of our fair city. You hand your money in through a little pigeon-hole in the glass front of her den, and she presses a button, causing a cardboard ticket to leap at you out of a brass slab. Thus far, you may argue that I have not sufficiently identified Rosie, every city being full of girls who do conjuring tricks in glass cages. True. Since the movie delirium set in, there are a great many girls who do this. But Rosie is the one who smiles. The others give you your ticket with a sort of aloof hauteur.

Rosie is different. Rosie beams at you. She has a cheerful little face, with a nice, wide mouth; and, when you push your hard-earned through the opening in the glass, a flash of white teeth encourages you to believe that, after all, you may not be going to waste your evening. You go in feeling heartened, with a vague impression that Rosie must be rather a nice girl. In this you are perfectly correct.

George Mellon, the party of the second part, is also, curiously enough, a door-hound, a keeper of the gates, and a dweller upon the threshold. But he works by day. He is the presentable young man who sits in the ante-room at the offices of the Ladies’ Sphere, and keeps people from seeing the editor. Editors, who are human beavers, industrious little creatures who work hard and shrink from the public gaze, generally employ, to ensure privacy, a small boy with red hair, a tight suit, and an air of having seen all the trickery and wickedness in the world. At the Ladies’ Sphere, however, where beautiful and refined women are popping in and out all day like rabbits, something with a little more tone is required; and George landed the job against a field of twenty-six competitors. This should enable you to get an adequate angle on George. It is not every young man who can head off without offence lovely creatures in Paris frocks and mink coats, and convince them simultaneously that it is the editor’s dearest wish to have a long, cosy chat with them, but that he can’t see them this morning. Men with less diplomacy than George have held ambassadorships in foreign capitals.

It was this manner of his that had first attracted Rosie, when she had called one morning to see the editor.

“Have you an appointment, madam?” George had inquired, bending suavely over the little wooden gate with the air of a plenipotentiary at the Court of St. James exchanging compliments with a Princess of the Blood.

Rosie said she had no appointment.

“Then I fear,” said George, with manly regret, “that it will scarcely be possible for you to see Mr. Hebblethwaite to-day. Mr. Hebblethwaite is exceedingly busy just now. The magazine goes to press to-day.” The magazine was always going to press when people tried to get past George. “If you would care to leave a message——?”

“I only wanted to ask him if he would mind giving me the ‘Ten Delicious Morsels from the Chafing-Dish’ that he had in the March number. I cut them out, but I lost them.”

“Our Publishing Department would attend to that,” said George. “If you would care to leave your name and address I will see that they are forwarded to you.”

And in the short space of time which it took Rosie to write down her name and address, George had headed off two artists and a short-story writer. Rosie felt that this was no ordinary man.

George must have conceived an equally flattering opinion of her; for that same evening he called at her address in person, bearing the March number; and, so pleasantly and swiftly did their acquaintance progress that, before he left, Rosie had cooked Delicious Morsel Number Three on her chafing-dish, and they ate it together. Rosie was a wonderful cook, and it may be that George, who had suffered much from boarding-house meals, acquired at that moment his first yearning for domesticity.

All through the summer and autumn their intimacy had ripened, and in the middle of November George proposed. They decided that they would get married immediately after his next rise of salary, and George had fixed the beginning of May as the date for negotiating that business deal. Balmy spring, with all its softening influences, would have had a chance by then to work on Mr. Hebblethwaite and render him malleable.

“But, oh, George!” said Rosie. “Suppose he doesn’t give it to you!”

“He will. He knows I’m a valuable man.”

“Of course you are. But——”

“There were twenty-six others applied for the job same time as me, and I copped. That shows you.”

“I know you’re wonderful,” said Rosie. But still——”

“It isn’t everyone,” said George, “who could do my job. You can’t go offending people. But you’ve no idea what an amount of cheek women have! Why, the first week I was at the office, a female got past me by saying she was the boss’s wife. She looked all right; she spoke all right. So I thought she was all right, and I opened the gate. In about ten minutes out she came, said good morning, with a nice smile, and hooked it. And two seconds later I’m rung for, and there’s the boss chewing holes in the carpet and smashing up the furniture with his bare hands. Seems she was a lady book-canvasser—and, before he could get rid of her, she had landed him with ‘Historic Heart-Breakers,’ highly educational and as interesting as a novel. Since then I’ve played it safe. Nobody gets past me without an appointment. The boss knows that, and values me accordingly.”

“But Mr. Hebblethwaite looks so fierce. I’d die of fright if I had to ask him for a rise.”

George felt in his inner-pocket and produced, with a certain complacency, a cutting from the advertisement pages of the magazine which employed him.

“I might have felt that way once, but the other day I came across this. I’ve written for the book. It looks to me like the goods.”

The cutting showed a picture of a resolute young man with a clean-cut face and a strong mouth, pointing a minatory finger at an elderly man with a pointed beard. The elderly man was cowering down in his chair and obviously getting the loser’s end of the mix-up. Beneath the picture were the words:—


And then:—

No matter how big he is, no matter how powerful, he will listen, heed you, and respect you. Don’t flinch. Make him drop his glance or turn his gaze, and your battle is won. What battle? Your every battle—the battle you must fight every day with the men who block your way to success.

Have courage and show it. “Courage for what?” you ask. The courage to assert yourself, to demand and get your rights; the calm, steady, unwavering courage that shows through your eye to every man you meet.

Send the coupon below and let us mail to you—absolutely free, for examination—a copy of this sensational new book, “The Will and Its Training,” by Otis Elmer Banks, Ph.D.

Have Courage, and the world is your oyster.

Rosie was impressed.

“Why should the world be an oyster?” she asked.

“I don’t know,” said George, frankly. “I didn’t understand that bit myself. But that’s not the point. The whole thing is that I mean to train myself scientifically and then go in and win. You can see by what it says here that it’ll be like taking money from a child’s bank. Very likely I sha’n’t hardly have to ask. Probably he’ll unbelt directly he meets my eye.”

So that was settled, and it seemed to Rosie to make it all the more imperative that she should not let down her end of the coming campaign. If George was going to go through an ordeal like that for her sake, the least she could do was to reward him by being a credit to him in the matter of a spring frock. As the days went by Rosie began to regard the spring frock as a sort of symbol of her love and of her worthiness to be loved. Her future seemed to hang on it.

The process of buying a spring frock, especially if you wait till spring to do it, is not so simple as it might seem to the lay mind. The big room at the big store which Rosie had selected was crammed to suffocation when she arrived. Women of all sorts and sizes were competing for the attention of the sales-girls. The assemblage looked like the mob-scene in a motion-picture. Large women jostled small women; short women jostled tall women; thin women and stout women pushed one another and everybody else impartially.

Rosie sat down in a corner to wait. It was the first warm day of spring, and she felt exhausted. But, because she was Rosie and combined an out-size in hearts with a small size in bodies, it was not her own tiredness that compelled her pity. She was sorry for the sales-girls. They were working so terribly hard. Rosie watched them dive into mysterious cupboards, come out laden with frocks and more frocks, and exhibit these to the customers in much the same manner as the waiter at your restaurant shows you the lobster—but without the latter’s optimism. The waiter is confident and cheery. He knows there is going to be a happy ending. His air is the air of a man concluding the last trifling formalities of a successful business operation. But these girls who were parading spring frocks had the disheartening knowledge, the fruit of long experience, that they were probably wasting their time, and that most of the women they served had no intention of buying, but had merely come there to play at shopping.

Presently the crowd thinned. It was near closing-time. The big room presented an after-the-battle appearance. Spring frocks lay about on tables as if they had swooned there from exhaustion. The air was close and heavy. The sales-girls stood in twos and threes among the wreckage like the survivors of a forlorn hope. One of them perceived Rosie and limped towards her in a depressed way. Rosie could almost see her thinking. Plainer than words, her pale face was saying, “Oh, Lord! Another of them!”

“Can I attend to you, madam?”

Rosie felt shrinkingly apologetic. She had forgotten that she had a headache herself, and that she had been waiting patiently for nearly an hour. She only felt that it was brutal of her to keep this poor girl working a moment longer.

“I want to look at some frocks, please.”

The sales-girl’s expression seemed to say that her worst fears had been confirmed.

She walked slowly away, picked up one of the dresses that had fainted on a near-by chair, and returned, her listlessness more marked than ever.

The frock she bore was in a sense a frock. In shape and material it conformed to the definition. But the mere sight of it sent a shudder through Rosie, by so much did it miss being the ideal of her dreams. It had no poetry, no meaning, no chic, no je ne sais quoi, no anything that was attractive and inspiring. Worse, it looked vulgar. It was a loud black-and-white check, and one glance told Rosie that she would look awful in it. She had opened her lips to denounce and reject the horrid thing when she caught sight of the girl’s face.

Girls who live alone and support themselves—like Rosie—come to acquire something of the masculine attitude towards life. They lose the woman’s inborn gift of shopping, and acquire in its place that consideration for the other party to the transaction which marks the average male. A man whose aim it is to buy a pair of trousers does not stand coolly by while the attendant exhibits his entire stock, and then go off without making a purchase. A brief “Gimme those!” and his shopping is finished. Rosie had this male characteristic. She hated giving trouble. Even in ordinary circumstances, it pained her to have to refuse to buy. And now, looking at this pale, tired girl before her, she forgot all about the vital importance of finding the one spring frock which Heaven had destined for her from the beginning of things. All she felt was that she must get the business finished quickly and let the poor girl go home.

“That will do splendidly,” she said.

The sales-girl blinked. This was one of the things that didn’t happen. Then, as realization came to her, her eyes lit up. Their grateful gleam was Rosie’s recompense. And she needed some recompense, for directly the words were out of her mouth she knew what she had done.


The memory of a kind action is supposed to be an unfailing recipe for happiness. Boy Scouts grow fat on it. But Rosie, as she went to meet George at the Hotel McAstor on the night of his birthday, felt none of that glow of quiet content which she might reasonably have expected as her right. On the contrary, she was miserable and apprehensive. Man—which includes Woman—being the ruler of creation and having an immortal soul and other advantages, ought to be superior to such trivialities as clothes. A quiet conscience is more important than a loud suit. But, such is human frailty that the best of us lose our nerve if we feel that our outer husk is not all it should be. Rosie knew that she did not look right. And when a woman feels that, she might just as well go home and get into a kimono.

The situation was rendered more poignant by the fact that George was not as other men. George was employed at the offices of a magazine which dictated the fashions to a million women, where even the shorthand-writers looked like fashion-plates and every caller presented to his gaze the last word in what was smart. George, therefore, naturally had a high standard. Something special was required. to win his trained approval. And she was coming to meet him at a fashionable restaurant in a black-and-white check frock that was not only hideous, but hardly respectable.

As she got off the car she saw him waiting outside the restaurant. He looked superb. George was always a great dresser.

She hurried towards him with a sinking heart, gamely forcing her face into a smile.

“Here I am, dear.”

“Halloa!” said George.

Was his voice cold? Was his manner distant?

“Many happy returns of the day!”


Yes, his voice was cold. His manner was distant. And the dull, disapproving look in his eye!

There was a momentary silence. They stood aside to allow a stream of diners to go in. Rosie looked at the women. They were walking reproaches to her. They were smart. They glittered. A sudden panic came upon her. Something told her that George would be ashamed to be seen with her in a place like the McAstor.

“I say, Rosie.”

There was embarrassment in George’s voice. He gave a swift look over his shoulder into the crowded, prismatic lobby of the restaurant.

“I don’t know that I’m so crazy to have dinner here,” he said, awkwardly. “How about going somewhere else?”

The blow had fallen. And, like most blows that fall after we have been anticipating them, it had an unexpected effect on its victim. A moment before she had felt humble, ashamed of herself. But now, when George had come out into the open and as good as told her in so many words that he shrank from being seen with her in public, a fighting spirit which she had never suspected herself of possessing flamed into being. All her unhappiness crystallized into a furious resentment. She hated George, who had humiliated her.

“I don’t mind,” she said.

“Darned noisy, crowded place,” said George. “I’ve heard the service is bad, too.”

She despised him now, besides hating him. It was pitiful to see him standing there, mumbling transparent lies to try to justify himself.

“Shall we go to Giuseppe’s?” she asked, coldly.

The question was a test. Giuseppe’s was where they always went, one of the four hundred and eighty-seven Italian restaurants in the neighbourhood which provided table-d’hôte dinners for the impecunious. The food was plentiful, especially the soup, which was a meal in itself; and they had always enjoyed themselves there. But if George could countenance the humble surroundings of Giuseppe’s on his birthday, on the night they had been looking forward to for weeks as a grand occasion, then George must indeed have sunk low. For George to answer “Yes” was equivalent to an admission that he had feet of clay.

“Yes,” answered George. “That’s just what I’d like.”

Rosie put her finger in her mouth and bit it hard. It was the only way she could keep from crying.


Dinner was a miserable affair. The constraint between them was like a wall of fog. It was perhaps fortunate that they had decided to go to Giuseppe’s, for there conversation is not essential. What with the clatter of cutlery, the babel of talk, the shrill cries of the Italian waitresses conveying instruction and reproof to an unseen cook, who replied with what sounded like a recitative passage from grand opera, and the deep gurgling of the soup-dispatchers, there is plenty of tumult to cover any lack of small-talk. Rosie, listening to the uproar, with the chair of the diner behind her joggling her back and the elbow of the diner beside her threatening her ribs, remembered with bitterness that George had called the McAstor a noisy, crowded place.

When the ice-cream and the demi-tasses appeared, Rosie leaned forward.

“Did you get tickets for a theatre?” she asked.

“No” said George. “I thought I’d wait and see what show you’d like to go to.”

“I don’t think I want to go to a show. I’ve a headache. I’ll go home and rest.”

“Good idea,” said George. It was hopeless for him to try to keep the relief out of his voice. “I’m sorry you’ve a headache.”

Rosie said nothing.


They parted at her door in strained silence. Rosie went wearily up to her room, and sat down on the accommodating piece of furniture which was a bed by night and which by day retired modestly into the wall and tried to look like a bookshelf. She had deceived George when she told him that she had a headache. Her head had never been clearer. Never had she been able to think so coherently and with such judicial intensity. She could see quite plainly now how mistaken she had been in George. She had been deceived by the glamour of the man. She did not blame herself for this. Any girl might have done the same. Even now, though her eyes were opened, she freely recognized his attractions. He was good-looking, an entertaining talker, and superficially kind and thoughtful. She was not to be blamed for having fancied herself in love with him; she ought to consider herself very lucky to have found him out before it was too late. She had been granted the chance of catching him off his guard, of scratching the veneer, and she felt thankful. At this point in her meditations Rosie burst into tears—due no doubt to relief.

The drawback to being a girl who seldom cries is that, when you do cry, you do it clumsily and without restraint. Rosie was sub-consciously aware that she was weeping a little noisily, but it was not till a voice spoke at her side that she discovered that she was rousing the house.

“For the love of Pete, honey, what ever is the matter?”

A stout, comfortably unkempt girl in a kimono was standing beside her. There was concern on her pleasant face.

“It’s nothing,” said Rosie. “I didn’t mean to disturb you.”

“Nothing! It sounded like a coupla families being murdered in cold blood. I’m in the room next to this, and I guess the walls are made of paper, for it sounded to me as if it was all happening on my own rug. Come along, honey. You tell me all about it. Maybe it’s not true, anyway.” She sat down beside Rosie on the bookcase-bed, and patted her shoulder in a comforting manner. Then she drew from the recesses of her kimono a packet of chewing-gum, a girl’s best friend. “Have some?” Rosie shook her head. “Kind o’ soothing, gum is,” said the stout girl, inserting a slab in her mouth as if she were posting a letter, and beginning to champ rhythmically, like an amiable cow. “Now, what’s your little trouble?”

“There’s nothing to tell.”

“Well, go ahead and tell it, then.”

Rosie gave in to the impulse which urged her to confide. There was something undeniably appealing and maternal about this girl. In a few broken sentences she revealed the position of affairs. When she came to the part where George had refused to take her into the McAstor, the stout girl was so moved that she swallowed her gum and had to take another slab.

The stout girl gave it as her opinion that George was a “wash-out.”

“Of course,” said Rosie, with a weak impulse to defend her late idol, “he’s very particular about clothes.”

The stout girl would hear of no defence. She said it was Bolsheviks like George that caused half the trouble in the world.

“Not,” she said, eyeing Rosie critically, “but what that certainly is some little frock you’ve got on. I’ll say so! Nobody couldn’t look her best in that.” She gave a sudden start. “Say, where did you get it?”

“At Fuller and Benjamin’s.”

“My stars!“ cried the stout girl. “It is! I thought all along it looked kind o’ familiar. Why, honey, that’s the dress we girls call the Crown Prince, because it oughtn’t to be at large. Why, it’s a regular joke with us. I’ve tried to sell it a dozen times myself. What? Sure I work at Fuller and Benjamin’s. And, say, I remember you now. You came in just on closing-time, and Sadie Lewis waited on you. For the love o’ Pete, why ever did you go and be so foolish as to let Sadie pass a thing like that on you?”

“She looked so tired,” said Rosie, miserably. “I just hated to bother her to show me a lot of dresses, so I took the first. It seemed such a shame. She looked all worn-out.”

For the first time in her career as a chewer, a career that had covered two decades, the stout girl swallowed her gum twice in a single evening. Only the supremest emotion could have made her do this, for she was a girl who was careful of her chewing-gum, even to the extent of fastening it under the counter or behind doors for future use when it was not in active service. When she bought gum she bought the serial rights. But now, in the face of this extraordinary revelation, swallowing it seemed the only thing to do. She was stunned. A miracle had happened. With her own eyes she had seen a shopper who had consideration for shop-girls. Diogenes could not have been more surprised if he had found his honest man.

“Well, if that don’t beat everything!” she gasped. “Wherever did you get those funny ideas of yours about us sales-ladies being human? Didn’t you know we was just machines? Now you listen here, honey. There’s certainly something coming to you for that, and here’s where you’re going to get it. I’ve the cutest frock all tucked away down at the store, just ready and waiting for you. Honest, it’s a bird. What’s your size? Why, it’ll fit you just like mother made. I sold it this morning to a dame who went dippy over it.”

“It’s sold?”

“Don’t you worry about that. It hasn’t been sent off yet. And I know the dame that got her hooks on to it. She’s one of the Boomerang Sisters, the kind you send goods to and have ’em come whizzing back at you. She ain’t worthy of that frock, honey, and she ain’t going to get it. She’ll get the Crown Prince instead, and be told that’s what she ordered.”

“But won’t you get into trouble?”

“There you go again, worrying yourself about the poor working girl! Say, that habit’s going to grow on you if you don’t look out! I won’t get into no trouble. She’ll let out a squawk you’ll be able to hear for miles, I’ve no doubt; but I sha’n’t worry! I’m quitting on the seventeenth. Going to be married!” The stout girl sighed dreamily. “Say, there’s a fellow that really is a fellow. Runs a dry-goods and notions store back home where I come from: been crazy about me since we were kids, has a Ford car, coupla help, half-acre lot back of the house, twenty-eight chickens, and a bulldog that he’s been offered fifty dollars for, and grows his own vegetables. I’m the lucky girl all right. Well, you look in at the store bright and early to-morrow morning, ask for me—Miss Merridew’s my name—and I’ll have that dress waiting for you. I’ll say good night now. Got to write to my boy before I hit the hay. See you later!”


George was dealing with a poetess in his suave manner when Rosie reached the office of the Ladies’ Sphere at noon next day. In a few moments the poetess had receded like a brightly-coloured wave that rolls down the beach. The lift engulfed her, and she was no more. George came over to Rosie.

“Halloa, kiddie! Where did you spring from?”

This was quite a different George. His eyes shone with pleasure at the sight of her. His animation had returned. A very different George from the dull-eyed, disapproving critic of last night.

Rosie looked at him steadily, without an answering smile. She was a very different Rosie, also, from the stricken creature who had parted from him yesterday. The new frock was all and more than Miss Merridew had claimed for it. Navy blue, with short shoulders, tight sleeves, and wonderful lines, it was precisely the frock of which Rosie had dreamed. She felt decently clad at last. From the smart little straw hat with its flowers and fruit to the jaunty footwear, she was precisely all that a girl could wish to he. She could hold up her head again.

And she did hold up her head, with a militant tilt of the chin. She was feeling strong and resolute. Before she left the engagement would be broken. On that point she was as rigid as steel. If her outward appearance was all that George valued, she had done with him.

“I came to say something to you, George,” she said, quietly.

George did not appear to have heard her. He looked about him. From behind doors came the click of typewriters and the sound of voices, but nobody was visible. They had the ante-room to themselves.

“Say! I got it!”

“Got it?”

“The rise, you know.”


He seemed not to notice the coolness of her voice. This man was full of his own petty triumph.

“I’ll tell you one thing, though,” he went on. “I don’t know who Otis Elmer Banks is, but he’s an ass. That dope of his may be all right with some people; but, when it comes to slipping one on Mr. Hebblethwaite, it’s about as much good as a cold in the head. Yesterday afternoon I breezed into the boss’s office, looked him in the eye as per schedule, and said I could do with a rise. According to the dope, he ought to have acted like a lamb. But all he did was to tell me to get out. I got out. The way I figured it was that, if I didn’t get out then, I’d be getting out a little later for good.”

A caller intruded, desirous of seeing the editor. George disposed of her. He returned to Rosie.

“Well, back I go to my chair out here, feeling good and sore, and presently a dame blows in and wants to see the boss. I tell her ‘nothing doing.’ ‘You evidently don’t know who I am,’ she says, looking at me as if I was just one of the common people. ‘I am Mrs. Hebblethwaite.’ She had a book under her arm, and it looked to me like a sample. I wasn’t taking any chances. ‘Sorry, ma’am,’ I says, but the last Mrs. Hebblethwaite that called here was a book-canvasser. So, unless you have an appointment, it’s no go. I value my job, and I want to hold it.’ ‘I shall speak to my husband about your impertinence,’ she said, and hooked it. I thought no more about it. And that night, while I was waiting for you in the McAstor lobby, I’m darned if the boss didn’t come in with this same woman, and I heard her ask him if he’d remembered to put the cover over the canary’s cage before they left home. Gee! By the time you arrived I’d made up my mind it would be the sack for me first thing this morning. I don’t suppose you noticed anything, but I was feeling so sick I just wanted to creep away and die.”

Rosie leaned bonelessly against the rail. The reaction from her militant mood had left her limp. The thought of how she had wronged her golden-hearted George filled her with self-loathing. She had no right to be engaged to marry the most perfect of his sex.

“Oh, George!” she gasped.

George misinterpreted her emotion. He patted her hand encouragingly.

“It’s all right, kiddie! I told you there was a happy ending. This morning the boss sent for me. ‘What’s all this I hear about you refusing Mrs. Hebblethwaite admittance yesterday?’ he said. I was feeling that all was over now except the tearful farewells. ‘She told you who she was,’ he said. ‘What did you keep her out for?’ ‘I thought you were busy, Mr. Hebblethwaite,’ I said. ‘And it’s always been my idea that, if callers hadn’t appointments, you weren’t to be disturbed on any account.’ He didn’t say anything for a bit, then he kind of glared at me. ‘How many were there after the job when you got it?’ I told him twenty-seven, counting me. ‘Then let me tell you, young man,’ he said, worrying his cigar, that I don’t consider you one of twenty-seven. You’re one in a million! You’ve a head! Weren’t you boring me yesterday with some silly story about wanting a rise? What do you want a rise for?’ ‘Want to get married, sir.’ He looked at me in a pitying sort of way. ‘You don’t know when you’re well off,’ he said. ‘Oh, well! Give this to the cashier.’ And he scribbled something on a bit of paper, a note to the cashier for quite a decent rise. So there we are. Say, I happened to be passing a shop a few days ago, and I saw in the window some furniture that——”

Rosie gulped.

“But, George, why didn’t you tell me?”

“Tell you? I have told you.”

“Last night, I mean?”

George laughed a little sheepishly.

“Well, after the way I’d been blowing to you about what a marvel I was, and what I was going to do to the boss when I got him alone, I kind of felt you’d think me such a darned fool. Besides, I didn’t want to worry you.”

“But you did worry me. I nearly died.”

George stared.

“Eh? How? Why?”

“Why, I naturally thought, when you suddenly didn’t want to go into the McAstor, that you were ashamed to be seen there with me.”

“Ashamed to be seen with you! What ever gave you that idea?”

“I thought you thought my frock was too awful.”

“What’s the matter with your frock?” asked George, puzzled. “It looks all right to me.”

“Not this one. The one I wore last night.”

“Isn’t that the one you wore last night?” said George.

Rosie blinked.

“You’re the most wonderful man on earth.”

“Sure. But don’t tell anybody.”

“But, all the same, you’re pretty awful not to see that this is the cutest spring frock ever made.”

George looked into her eyes. Otis Elmer Banks himself never directed into anybody’s eyes such a steady, wholehearted gaze. Looking over his shoulder again, to make sure that their privacy was still undisturbed, he kissed Rosie.

“Anything you wear looks that way to me,” he said. “Well, as I was saying, I was passing this shop, and there in the window was the swellest set of drawing-room furniture——”